Fortune cookie

Today I fed some seagulls down by the seashore in Dennisport on Cape Cod some forune cookies that I had accumulated from some Chinese take out meals. The gulls ate them up so I guess they liked them. I read them their fortune cookie advise but they didn't seem to understand what I was talking about so I thought I would pass along these "Pearls of Oriental Wisdom" along with the lucky numbers found on each cookie.